Transformers

Transformers was awesome. If giant killer robots were real, they would be exactly like that. This movie pretty much blasted me back into a grade school incident when kid brought in a giant Transformer for a show-and-tell. I don't remember anything else that day, except this one kid was king for the rest of the year.

I've mostly hated Michael Bay movies. "Armageddon" made me puke and out of pure disgust at myself for letting my eyes watch that abomination. "Pearl Harbor" basically raped history and impregnated her with it's retarded baby. Thank God that bastard died of SIDS and complications of not having a full brain. But "Transformers" sorta redeemed Bay. It wasn't anything deep, it was just about giant robots blowing stuff up real good while killing loads of people. Bay needs to stick to doing Saturday morning cartoon remakes.

The new robot designs were also pretty nice. I know they're different enough to bother some purists, but I think it makes sense and works well. Even their transformations look sweet. A friend noted how Jazz's transformation looks like he's break dancing and that got me to wonder about something...Do/Should Transformers hold a dance off?

Well I found this and it answered my question:

The airplane dude totally got served by Optimus.