Oh, and before I forget, here's a photo of the fabled Kakapo sperm helmet.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Smuggling Goods and Ejaculation Helmet
Anything you want me to bring back? Don't ask for stupid things like the "good earth" from the Shire. I'm not much of a gift shop person, but I'll try to get some junk. Anyone like sheep droppings?
Oh, and before I forget, here's a photo of the fabled Kakapo sperm helmet.

On this one, you can see it humping the lady's head...
Oh, and before I forget, here's a photo of the fabled Kakapo sperm helmet.
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9 comments:
OH. MY. GOD.
ejaculation helmet?
quan, if you bring ANY gifts home for us, it MUST BE THAT HELMET!
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Good God, I didn't think it was actually called the ejaculation helmet! I thought you were just joking!
New contender for worst job in the world: getting skull f***ked by a giant bird.
Also, now that you mention it, I do want some "good earth" from the Shire.
Quan, While Greg must have the Helmet, I too must have Good Earth from Shire- you have to, you just MUST bring it home!
Garrett requests America's Cup apparell, which shouldn't be too hard to come across- I remember Auckland Airport having tons.
See you on the 4th-5th!
I'll look for some dirt and Americas Cup apparel. As for the ejaculation helmet, that's a bit hard to get through Customs, but I'll try. Greg, why don't you go make your own?
i would make my own, Quan. but i have yet to find that special someone who'll let me skull freak 'em.
I can't tell you how much these little email banters brighten my day. I just laughed out loud imagining, well, the events the previous dialog suggests.
Ha ha -- I officially can no longer check this site from work!
Dirt. Shire. Make it so.
Interesting to know.
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