Top 10 Reasons why Diggers like Top Ten lists

1) It's written in outline form.
2) They don’t need to read the whole article.
3) They can scroll to the top item on the list and then write a long comment on why that item sucks.
4) They can quickly search for anything with "Bush"
5) They can quickly search for anything with "Wii"
6) They can hide their own ignorance by ignoring the other 9 items.
7) On any babes list, they can usually finish the jerk by number 8.
8) Who wants to read a constructive article anyways?
9) Quickly spot if there are photos and then comment "Pic or it didn’t happen."
10) Top Ten lists can be described by "nuff said" or "Title says it all" description.

Deep Thought of the Day

Decide what you need to do...

What do you want to do before you die...

I came across this little cartoon awhile ago and just think it's a fascinating piece of critique on life and death. Yes...fascinating...



If anyone knows where this originated from, please let me know.

Transformers

Transformers was awesome. If giant killer robots were real, they would be exactly like that. This movie pretty much blasted me back into a grade school incident when kid brought in a giant Transformer for a show-and-tell. I don't remember anything else that day, except this one kid was king for the rest of the year.

I've mostly hated Michael Bay movies. "Armageddon" made me puke and out of pure disgust at myself for letting my eyes watch that abomination. "Pearl Harbor" basically raped history and impregnated her with it's retarded baby. Thank God that bastard died of SIDS and complications of not having a full brain. But "Transformers" sorta redeemed Bay. It wasn't anything deep, it was just about giant robots blowing stuff up real good while killing loads of people. Bay needs to stick to doing Saturday morning cartoon remakes.

The new robot designs were also pretty nice. I know they're different enough to bother some purists, but I think it makes sense and works well. Even their transformations look sweet. A friend noted how Jazz's transformation looks like he's break dancing and that got me to wonder about something...Do/Should Transformers hold a dance off?

Well I found this and it answered my question:

The airplane dude totally got served by Optimus.

Fast cars, fast women, and sheep droppings...

...Photo Update Time! Finally got a chance to upload some more photos from New Zealand. It's really hot here in DC and I really don't want to do much...

This one's for you, Ken.

Smuggling Goods and Ejaculation Helmet

Anything you want me to bring back? Don't ask for stupid things like the "good earth" from the Shire. I'm not much of a gift shop person, but I'll try to get some junk. Anyone like sheep droppings?

Oh, and before I forget, here's a photo of the fabled Kakapo sperm helmet.


On this one, you can see it humping the lady's head...

Te Papa and the Zoo

If you're in Wellington, you need to go here. It's NZ's finest museum. There's four stories of history, art, culture, natural sciences and a helmet covered with Kakapo sperm. Kakapos are an endangered parrot species native to NZ. That helmet is actually pretty disgusting. I didn't bring my camera that day because it started off raining and was gray all morning.

I got to the bus stop at around 12pm when it went from light rain to downpour. The freezing wind didn't help either. After a 15 min wait, the bus picked and I made my way into the city. I stopped by a coffee shop for a warm mocha then walked out expecting more rain. But it was clear as day and was actually very nice. Having determined to spending a rainy day in a museum, I headed to Te Papa.

It was awesome! The natural history and past animals of NZ was probably my favorite. Everything was nicely displayed and interactive. It's just a fun place to go.

The Wellington Zoo is another story...Sara and I had originally wanted to do a Lord of the Rings tour for Kastle's sake, but they couldn't do it that day so we tried the Zoo. It's New Zealand's oldest Zoo and it sure looked like it. It was a rainy Sunday and it sucked. The Zoo sucked too...the best thing from the zoo were the warning signs.

Lightning over DC

Had a chance to take some photos tonight when the storm's passing through. Links to photos here.